Sorry to Leave You All Hanging. ..This one is called. .Oh No She Didn't

Okay so here it is the follow up to the off the topic...let me first start with a bit of a background for all of this. I pride myself on the friends that I have most of them are friends from elementary school and high school.  It took me a second to find friends here at first I did not have any but over time I have developed a lovely group of women I surround myself around so basically I am good to go on friends.  The vast majority of friends from California are male and the female friends I have are more like sisters and I love them all so very much. I have always gravitated towards men only because a large portion of the female population are flipping crazy and two faced as fuck not to mention the fact if given the opportunity they would try and bed down your man without a second thought.  I can say with absolute certainly every single female I am friends with would never try to bone down my husband.  They are more than just friends they are sister's. I am very over protective of all of them and I take it personal when harm comes to them. There have been many times I have stuck my nose where it did not belong and I am sure the vast majority of people out there would tell me to mind my business on thus particular situation therefore the urgent need to blog about it.  This is my new way of venting so please allow me to do so......"Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room" the sound of the Beatles as my text notification woke me up came through like a fog horn still have asleep I grab in the dark for my phone. What time could it be?  It was still pitch black outside my only light came from the phone itself as it one more time let me know I have a text waiting to be opened.  A bunch of things go through my mind when this happens. . I picture a horrible car accident with multiple fatalities.  Shaking my head I quickly get those thoughts out of my head and I than see a bar with a bunch of my friends all who are so intoxicated they thought it would be funny to drunk text me...The thought actually make me laugh out loud it's at that very moment I grab the phone and open the new text.......WTF uh I was totally not expecting that! Oh boy this is not good no its not good at all. It's on and cracking now...I responded right away and with that she and I set up a time to talk about it in a few hours. Trying to sleep right afterwards was not going to happen, I feel around for the remote and once it's found I turn the news on. The news should help me go back to sleep or so I thought, instantly I can tell something bad has happened rubbing my eyes I sit up and focus on the words coming out of the mouth of the anchorman. ..."plane is missing" wait what did I hear that correctly a jumbo jet carrying around 230 passengers just went missing.  I will discuss in detail this missing plane business but not on this particular blog.  I don't want to go off topic too much. I will confuse things....The rest of the night I just lay in bed thinking about that text and how much it was going to change my friends life and not in a good way...

Going completely off topic. ...

Well, I know I am due for another post on my blog and I am going to post today but it will not be about life in the compound.  Today we are going to discuss a situation that was brought to my attention at 5 am making it impossible to go back to sleep. .In fact if the truth be told I physically got sick after soaking up the shocking text, clinging to every word.....eye's wide open to say the least. ...As I do the sign of the cross I ask my God to please let this be some early April fools joke or something like that...and until I see actual 100 percent fact I will keep my flipping fingers and toes crossed...Okay,  so I hear the faint sound of my phone beeping telling me I have a message.  There are two and only two reason one would get a call at 5am...and both of them are not good either someone has just died or something else equally devastating those who are involved. ..well wait I guess there are 3 reasons your phone rings at some god awful time it's cause you have a bunch of slarface friends who love to drunk dial and or drunk text. .those calls usually turn out to be hilarious and get ammunition on the drunk friend to use as leverage in the future. .and on that note it's time for hotdogs ....will continue in just a few sorry to leave you all hanging. .lol I promise it will be worth the wait. ..

A House Does Make The Home

So...of course we were told that there was no money left for us to buy a new home and I did understand due to the coastal ass holes trying to shut us down. We came up with many different options like we buy they slowly pay us back we split the payments each month. .what ever just as long as we got what everyone else had which not only was a free house but also a free car ...sounds amazing right. ..well not so much for Tad and I....no money they claim yet the other partners drive new cars one of them being a fucking escalade so not the most cost effective vehicle but hey to each their own. .now here is where I start the statement with those two magical words " I feel" remember nobody can tell you how you feel...so I feel that a lot of money was being taken right from the business and I was told this by many different people.  It kind of felt like the Hatfield and McCoy situation we were the white trash side. I thought that maybe if I had a professional come do a home inspection they could see we were not lying about the condition of our home and healthy it was not..keep in mind it's a two bedroom about 1300 sq home nothing huge the report that came back was over 80 pages of basically outlining for the minds of those who work there. ..I feel that they are not the brightest tool in the box to put it nicely. .and street smart...Please they don't have an ounce of it in them if they left the compound for the real world they would be like lost puppies so confused on what reality is..and first I got along with these individuals but once I saw how horrible they all were I had had enough when one of them made my son who was 6 at the time cry...wtf so I go off on him and tell him if he wants to make someone cry he knew where I lived and he could come up my way and I will see who is crying at the end...at times I do have the mouth of 50 truckers and mess with the cubs you will eventually run into the mommy bear and by now she is pissed the fuck off at you and she will fucking eat your ass whole...He called the cops are you fucking kidding me lol all that did was show me that they did fear me to a certain degree I was not yet sure how much but that was about the dumbest stunt ever and it ended up back firing on them big time...

2 in one day...take that doc...

So, let's get down and dirty shall we...The way the compound was set up was simple anything on the outside of the gate to the campground you can have real man made wood homes. .anything on the inside had to be something you could move...wtf okay what ever Marin county can blow my cock...so we found what they call a modular home there are some beautiful one I must say. ..don't get it twisted but I had thought it was going to be white trash and indeed they are not..The one I like was more than my home here on water in the flipping florida keys..that's California prices for you..we settled on one that was 1850 sq. Feet got to pick all the paint colors tile roof the whole 9 it was going to be very nice..so now all we have to do is tell the partners about it so they can pay for it they all had the homes they wanted funded by the business so now we have been more than patient.  I bet you can guess how that shit all went down..not very well it would not be the first time I would completely freak out on them..oh no this was just the beginning. ..

Busted....

I guess I was supposed to write more than I have per my shrink...so my bad okay so I left off with the whole yucky condition our home was in. There were many spots where you could put your hands through because it had so much black mold growing. .can you say health hazzard..not to mention the whole floor was actually caving in. It was the worst thing ever I hated that rotten ass house so we figured it was time to buy a new house.  This is the climax of the story t g e turning point if you may.  Okay so here is where shit goes terribly wrong.  As it stood the the owners of the business end of things were to each get a house as long as it was located in the family fucking compound.  Now I need to be very clear on something a dear friend of mine who was a brilliant criminal defense attorney from sacramento told me that as long as you said "I feel" and you follow that with a statement. ..it's not slander or its written buddy liable. So for example. ..I would say this..I feel that you should go eat a dick...now I did not say ...so and so eats dick..you see how that goes you will hear a bunch of "I feel"...we all good now. ..okay and one more thing there is always a Grammer ass hole I don't do all the punctuation and proper use of the English language. . So you can go elsewhere if it bugs you. .I really don't give a rat's ass...ah I have a sick boy with the flu..To be continued. ...

Deal With It....

People would say to me, " you have a million dollar view " and they were correct, the view was 360 degrees of the Ronald Bay and the ever vast mysterious Pacific ocean.  I saw once that only ten percent of the entire population actually live right on the open ocean waters. I have really no idea what so ever if that is true or not but if it is I guess at first I was beyond lucky to have this magnificent view out of every window I just only wish that it's beauty was enough to keep me there. I don't think anything at that point could have kept me there. It really was a dark,cold and very lonely not to mention all the evil I had surrounding me don't worry I won't leave a stone in turned when I began to indulge you all with horror.... short one today feel sleepy..lol

The Early Years

     When I was just a small child I would always say I was going to end up living right on the ocean.....lesson learned from that is be very careful what you wish for. I began my courtship with my than to be husband right on the beach.....literally.  you see his family has owned land that just so happened to be right on the coast of northern California. The view was close to God like it was and still is used in many commercials. I had four different yards made one into a mini park. The cows and deer would hang in the animal yard that was meant for them to enjoy without eating my gardens. The even had a manger for when it was cold. A moss filled pond sat just below the house it was stocked with crawdads and god only knows what else. Sitting a top of all this natural beauty sat our house it was nice and new when grandma and grandpa had it but thirty years of sucking up that coastal air the salt from the water just ruined the home inside and out. It's here where the turning point in this fairy tale turns into a nightmare of epic proportions. It was here I discovered the money really is evil and working and living on the same land as your family than you had to be completely nuts. For living in paradise came with a small fee...your entire soul