Going completely off topic. ...

Well, I know I am due for another post on my blog and I am going to post today but it will not be about life in the compound.  Today we are going to discuss a situation that was brought to my attention at 5 am making it impossible to go back to sleep. .In fact if the truth be told I physically got sick after soaking up the shocking text, clinging to every word.....eye's wide open to say the least. ...As I do the sign of the cross I ask my God to please let this be some early April fools joke or something like that...and until I see actual 100 percent fact I will keep my flipping fingers and toes crossed...Okay,  so I hear the faint sound of my phone beeping telling me I have a message.  There are two and only two reason one would get a call at 5am...and both of them are not good either someone has just died or something else equally devastating those who are involved. ..well wait I guess there are 3 reasons your phone rings at some god awful time it's cause you have a bunch of slarface friends who love to drunk dial and or drunk text. .those calls usually turn out to be hilarious and get ammunition on the drunk friend to use as leverage in the future. .and on that note it's time for hotdogs ....will continue in just a few sorry to leave you all hanging. .lol I promise it will be worth the wait. ..

A House Does Make The Home

So...of course we were told that there was no money left for us to buy a new home and I did understand due to the coastal ass holes trying to shut us down. We came up with many different options like we buy they slowly pay us back we split the payments each month. .what ever just as long as we got what everyone else had which not only was a free house but also a free car ...sounds amazing right. ..well not so much for Tad and I....no money they claim yet the other partners drive new cars one of them being a fucking escalade so not the most cost effective vehicle but hey to each their own. .now here is where I start the statement with those two magical words " I feel" remember nobody can tell you how you feel...so I feel that a lot of money was being taken right from the business and I was told this by many different people.  It kind of felt like the Hatfield and McCoy situation we were the white trash side. I thought that maybe if I had a professional come do a home inspection they could see we were not lying about the condition of our home and healthy it was not..keep in mind it's a two bedroom about 1300 sq home nothing huge the report that came back was over 80 pages of basically outlining for the minds of those who work there. ..I feel that they are not the brightest tool in the box to put it nicely. .and street smart...Please they don't have an ounce of it in them if they left the compound for the real world they would be like lost puppies so confused on what reality is..and first I got along with these individuals but once I saw how horrible they all were I had had enough when one of them made my son who was 6 at the time cry...wtf so I go off on him and tell him if he wants to make someone cry he knew where I lived and he could come up my way and I will see who is crying at the end...at times I do have the mouth of 50 truckers and mess with the cubs you will eventually run into the mommy bear and by now she is pissed the fuck off at you and she will fucking eat your ass whole...He called the cops are you fucking kidding me lol all that did was show me that they did fear me to a certain degree I was not yet sure how much but that was about the dumbest stunt ever and it ended up back firing on them big time...

2 in one day...take that doc...

So, let's get down and dirty shall we...The way the compound was set up was simple anything on the outside of the gate to the campground you can have real man made wood homes. .anything on the inside had to be something you could move...wtf okay what ever Marin county can blow my cock...so we found what they call a modular home there are some beautiful one I must say. ..don't get it twisted but I had thought it was going to be white trash and indeed they are not..The one I like was more than my home here on water in the flipping florida keys..that's California prices for you..we settled on one that was 1850 sq. Feet got to pick all the paint colors tile roof the whole 9 it was going to be very nice..so now all we have to do is tell the partners about it so they can pay for it they all had the homes they wanted funded by the business so now we have been more than patient.  I bet you can guess how that shit all went down..not very well it would not be the first time I would completely freak out on them..oh no this was just the beginning. ..

Busted....

I guess I was supposed to write more than I have per my shrink...so my bad okay so I left off with the whole yucky condition our home was in. There were many spots where you could put your hands through because it had so much black mold growing. .can you say health hazzard..not to mention the whole floor was actually caving in. It was the worst thing ever I hated that rotten ass house so we figured it was time to buy a new house.  This is the climax of the story t g e turning point if you may.  Okay so here is where shit goes terribly wrong.  As it stood the the owners of the business end of things were to each get a house as long as it was located in the family fucking compound.  Now I need to be very clear on something a dear friend of mine who was a brilliant criminal defense attorney from sacramento told me that as long as you said "I feel" and you follow that with a statement. ..it's not slander or its written buddy liable. So for example. ..I would say this..I feel that you should go eat a dick...now I did not say ...so and so eats dick..you see how that goes you will hear a bunch of "I feel"...we all good now. ..okay and one more thing there is always a Grammer ass hole I don't do all the punctuation and proper use of the English language. . So you can go elsewhere if it bugs you. .I really don't give a rat's ass...ah I have a sick boy with the flu..To be continued. ...